interview with the universe

Me: its christmas in July.

U: What? Really? Don’t gimme this “Christmas in July” crap..i want some corndogs okay, THAT is christmas in July…nothing even happens today! at least not worldwide synchronized like christmas…gimme a break.

Me: Someone’s bitter

U: Just roll it, get to the questions

Me: What        is        the      meaning of                          “ego”

U: Nothing, no-thing, ur mom, my hair is slick today! Don’t insult me or i will be emotionally crushed and i may take it out in strange ways.

Me: Very informative, i shall ponder this response in the deep recesses of my subconscious…Okay: how do i know im not talking to myself?

U: clearly you are

Me: Should i pray to you?

U: i accept visa, mastercard, and am-ex! (du-dun-dun-chhh)

LU LU LU LUUUUUUUUU i dont even know.what the point of this is.i dont even agree with what im saying here! uhhh i just want sleeeep